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Friday, August 19, 2016

Here Are Your NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn II Predictions & Analysis

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NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn II airs this Saturday, August 20, live on WWE Network. The latest NXT live special returns to Brooklyn with high profile matches for the NXT, NXT Women’s and NXT Tag Team Championship, as well as the in-ring debuts of Booby Roode and Ember Moon.

Here’s the complete NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn II card as we know it:
1. NXT Championship Match: Samoa Joe (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

2. NXT Women’s Championship Match: Asuka (c) vs. Bayley

3. NXT Tag Team Championship Match: The Revival (c) vs. Johnny Gargano y Tommaso Ciampa

4. Bobby Roode vs. Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas

5. Austin Aries vs. No Way Jose

6. Ember Moon vs. Billie Kay

As always, we’re here with our full predictions and analysis. Here’s what we think will happen on the show, so make sure you drop down into our comments section and let us know what you think. Especially re: No Way Jose.


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Ember Moon vs. Billie Kay

What You Need To Know: Billie Kay’s character is a slightly tall lady who loves Carmen, might be an ice queen (?) and wrestled once on Smackdown and let it go to her head. She wants a match at TakeOver. Conveniently, TakeOver is also set to be the debut of the “mysterious” EMBER MOON aka former independent standout Athena, a D&D ninja werewolf lady (?) with the greatest finisher in wrestling. The “D&D ninja werewolf” thing is based on the preview vignettes of her standing around in the woods so none of that’s for certain, but that finish, y’all are gonna trip.

What Will Happen: An easy win for Ember. She should be THE centerpiece of the women’s division going forward, and is reasonably the only person we could see eventually defeating Asuka. For real. Billie Kay will spend the rest of the night sulking around backstage while Peyton Royce repeatedly asks her if she’d like to smell this one flower.

Staff Picks

Bill Hanstock – Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, indie stars gotta win their big debut matches. This ain’t Lucha Underground, mister. Ember Moon gets the O Face victory, renamed the Total Eclipse or something.

Scott Heisel – Yeah, like they’re gonna have someone with weeks of hype vignettes lose their first match.

Ross Bentley – If this is Billie Kay, it’s going to be a more competitive matchup than people think. Remember that Kay is being built up at least a little bit after getting some wins on NXT TV. There is absolutely no depth in the NXT women’s division right now, so people like Kay and Peyton Royce need to be somewhat protected. That said, Ember Moon will obviously take the win in her debut and likely get hotshotted into a program with Asuka because she is dope.

Joe Starr – On one hand, Billie Kay gently big booting Moon to death in her debut would make her instantly. On the other hand, lol Ember Moon.

David D. – I saw Athena wrestle at a show during WrestleMania 30 weekend and I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since. Ember Moon is a lock for breakout star and she and Asuka are destined to have a five star classic one day. I’m more excited for Ember’s debut than I am 95 percent of anything else happening this weekend.


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Austin Aries vs. No Way Jose

What You Need To Know: Austin Aries is a very small, very arrogant man who is deeply concerned about his vitamin intake and whether or not he’s the biggest star in the company. He suffered a tough loss to Shinsuke Nakamura at the previous TakeOver, and took out that frustration on a surprisingly gigantic, dancing Dominican whose name is a saying.

What Will Happen: I’ve got a weird suspicion that this match and Bobby Roode vs. Cien Almas line up too perfectly. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks they’ll find a way to combine the two, turning it into an impromptu tag match and giving us two strong, new teams for the upcoming Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic.

If not, I think Aries gets the win. Jose can take a loss without really losing anything — he hasn’t gained or lost anything since showing up, and you either love him or hate him based on his basic existence — and Aries needs a big win. I’ll say Aries with a handful of tights, whether it’s a tag match or not.

Staff Picks

Bill Hanstock – This is another tough one to call, but it might be the match that I’m most looking forward to. Aries and Corbin had a great match that told an awesome story, and now we get to see that alignment the other way. Jose gets a mean streak and gets close, but Aries proves to be just too crafty. Ol’ Sparklebutt picks up the win here.

Scott Heisel – No Way Jose is the kind of character who really doesn’t ever need to win, so I fully expect him to lose to Someone Who Was Once The Hottest Free Agent In The Industry But Is Now Just Another Guy With Oddly Manicured Facial Hair.

Ross Bentley – The safe pick here is certainly Aries, but I’m going with Jose for the upset. Jose’s promo a few weeks ago where he showed his angry side really turned a lot of people into fans, and while there’s still a ways for him to go in-ring, there’s something clearly there. Aries doesn’t need a win here for any reason, so he should do the job for Jose to build him up going forward.

Joe Starr – Is there a third option that involves them just dancing together again? Because I want that. Or the match ends because the guards from the asylum No Way Jose broke out of come back for him and the whole thing ends in a no contest.

David D. – I can’t believe how No Way Jose has already evolved into a fully fleshed out character. How did this happen? Either way, Aries cheats and wins in a match that should help Jose become a better wrestler.


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Bobby Roode vs. Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas

What You Need To Know: Bobby Roode wants to make NXT a better place to work. He wants to replace the people in the crowd with presidents and dignitaries. To do that, he has to be … good at wrestling? I don’t know, but he’s having his official on-screen in-ring NXT debut here against Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas, a world-traveled Chippendales dancer suffering from Apollo Crews Disease. He’s great and he’s got all the tools, but he’s got less than zero character development and a lukewarm crowd response for his troubles.

What Will Happen: Copy/paste the Aries/No Way Jose blurb. These matches are just too similar.

If they don’t end up being jammed into a single thing, I’ll take Almas here. Bobby Roode’s character is that he’s “glorious” and better than everyone, so having him shockingly lose his NXT debut to a guy like Almas would be a fun call. Roode could get hot about it, and we could build to a rematch that would feel like an actual thing, and not like filler thrown together to get two deserving guys a spot on an underdeveloped card.

I’d love to see Roode take forever with his entrance and get caught with something quick, but hey, if they want to go 15, I’ll take that too.

Staff Picks

Bill Hanstock – Roode is clearly destined for the main event scene for the NXT long haul, but I can’t think of anyone on the roster who needs a high-profile victory more desperately than Almas. This is a match with huge pivotal potential for both men, but the Brooklyn crowd has the potential to tank Almas for a good long while. I’ll say Roode wins via cheating, just so he can back up his words and not be the Eric Young of NXT.

Scott Heisel – [insert witty #GLORIOUSBOMB reference here, and then say something punchy like “Roode gets the decisive victory.” Whatever you do, don’t let on that you’ve never seen a single one of his matches in TNA before and truly know nothing about him except that he kind of looks like current-era Triple H and has the best theme song in the business right now]

Ross Bentley – Glorious Bobby Roo is so simple yet so brilliant. Almas has absolutely no momentum going for him, and dropping the mask might have been the worst thing that’s happened to his career. This is Roode’s time to shine and he could certainly be positioned for a future title opportunity.

Joe Starr – Roode by a mile. Finding Savio Vega’s gear in an old treasure chest isn’t going to win you any big matches, Almas. Secondary prediction: After Bobby Roode wins, they just play his theme song on a loop for a half hour.

David D. – The crowd gets really obnoxious and Roode wins a match that is overshadowed by a theme song and a singalong.


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NXT Tag Team Championship Match: The Revival (c) vs. Johnny Gargano y Tommaso Ciampa

What You Need To Know: The Revival go hard, all day all night. They want to hear you say yeah. They’re probably the best tag team in the world, but they look like undersized Andersons so they’ve got a really confrontational superiority complex. They’re up against a hot upstart team of Cruiserweight Classic competitors who’ve already pinned them once and might be able to do it again.

What Will Happen: This one’s tough. I love The Revival and would love to see them be tag champs for a good minute, but I also know the Dusty Classic’s coming up, and that if Aries and Roode are gonna be a team (like I’m totally just guessing) you’re gonna want to get the belts on them quick. What better way to do that than by having the thorn in the Revival’s side surprise them again and win the straps, only to get wrecked and transition them to the Dirty Heels?

I’m going to formally pick the surprise win, but I’m not confident in it. This could just be one of those TakeOvers where all the champions retain, and it was still great because the match quality was so high.

Bonus points if Kota Ibushi and Cedric Alexander show up for any reason.

Staff Picks

Bill Hanstock – This is probably the toughest match on the card to call, if not the toughest match of the weekend. Tommaso and Johnny winning the titles feels like the logical end to this story, but it also feels … way too soon, kinda. Perhaps the Revival take advantage of the CWC match causing the good guys to not ENTIRELY be on the same page? I feel like the Revival retains here, and the tag division continues to build around them, TM61 and the Authors of Pain until Garg and Chomp get built back up again.

Scott Heisel – I feel like everyone thinks Gargampa don’t stand a chance here, but I’m gonna pick the underdogs in an upset, only so whoever is on the announce team can mimic Mike Breen’s “Cleveland is a city of champions once again!” call from the NBA Finals.

Ross Bentley – Unless you’re calling them up (which you’re not), there’s no reason to take the belts off The Revival right now, who are maybe the most underrated wrestlers of 2016. I’m expecting big things out of this match after Gargano/Ciampa’s performance in the Cruiserweight Classic, but it’s not their time yet and Dash and Dawson will retain.

Joe Starr – It is so rare that WWE is able to build towards a match without the teams fighting each other over and over again, so appreciate this gem while we’ve got it, kids. They even used the Cruiserweight Classic to push this story. That’s every part of the buffalo, y’all. Ciampa and Gargano are taking the titles. Because the Authors of Pain need someone to kill to death.

David D. – A title has to change hands, right? Maybe not. This is a tough call since I have mostly heels winning, I guess Gargano and Ciampa gotta win here and give us a celebration. This is the sleeper for match of the night.


bayley-asukaNXT Women’s Championship Match: Asuka (c) vs. Bayley

What You Need To Know: Bayley is the true heart and soul of NXT, a character that has been around for years, spanned “generations” of NXT talent and inspired arenas full of young girls to be happy and live their dreams. She’s great, and she’s on the cusp of main-roster mega-stardom. Before that, she wants to regain the NXT Women’s Championship and become the first-ever two-time champ. To do that, she needs a f*cking miracle.

What Will Happen: Asuka.

I kinda wanted to leave it at that, but yeah, Asuka’s gotta take this. I don’t want Bayley to go up to the main show and get all petulant and weird as a character either, but it’s time for her to get to be a happy TV millionaire. Asuka vs. Ember Moon needs to happen, and it needs to happen with the highest stakes, so yeah, Asuka puts the fear of God in Bayley again, a little respect is earned, and we cry and cry and cry as we wave goodbye to the last true babyface.

Staff Picks

Bill Hanstock – Last year, Bayley harnessed the power of hugs and believing in yourself to achieve her dream. This year, she’s going to use her serious side and mean streak and … fall short of her goal of becoming the first two-time Women’s Champion. Asuka proves that monsters are real, but they earn each other’s respect in the process. This is Bayley’s swan song in NXT, but she ends up on the losing end before the crowd showers her in tears and adulation.

Scott Heisel – There are no strong female heels in NXT right now, so might as well have the champ take up that role. Here’s what I really want: Asuka should absolutely brutalize Bayley, a la Kevin Owens/Sami Zayn. Have the match end from ref stoppage. Hell, make it Lost in Cleveland Pt. II, with Asuka as Vader and Bayley as Cactus Jack. (If we see a piledriver to the exposed concrete inside the Barclays Center, I will run through the streets of Cleveland in nothing but John Cena sneakers and record it for With Spandex’s Instagram account.)

Ross Bentley – The Smackdown women’s division needs Bayley yesterday. Outside of Becky Lynch, there are no babyfaces to anchor the division (sorry, Carmella). We already know she can have great matches with Lynch, Bliss and even Eva Marie, so SD seems like the home for her come next week. Because of that, I’ll pick Asuka to retain here, but after much closer match than their bout in Dallas.

Joe Starr – I honestly don’t know what this is supposed to end up looking like. Right now NXT has nobody in the women’s division that could believably run with Asuka until the one called Ember Moon gets settled in. Does Asuka kill Bayley again, or does Bayley pick up her second title reign? Either way, it probably needs to end with Bayley on the main roster. She seems (understandably) bored.

David D. – I think we’re getting a full on nasty Asuka heel turn. I’d love it if this was the NXT version of Brock vs. Cena at SummerSlam where Asuka just destroys Bayley from beginning to end and savages her. It’s time to get Asuka to the next level.


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NXT Championship Match: Samoa Joe (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

What You Need To Know: Shinsuke Nakamura is one of the most popular, charismatic and seemingly unstoppable competitors in the world. He’s defeated Sami Zayn, Finn Balor and even WESLEY BLAKE, so it’s time for him to challenge for the top prize in the company. To win it, he’ll have to face a pissed-off wrecking ball with a short fuse and a bone to pick with the people running the show.

What Will Happen: Nakamura is the greatest, sure, but does he need the NXT Championship? Of course not.

The smart call here for me would be to give Nakamura his first loss, even if it’s not clean as a whistle. SOMEBODY has to be able to beat him or at least temporarily stun or intimidate him, and hell, Samoa Joe beat THE DEMON. The next most powerful thing is Nakamura, right?

I’ll take Joe, but no matter what happens, this should be one of the best matches of the year. An absolute must-see. Bonus points if they use it to transition the champ into a feud with Hideo Itami, who should probably be on this damn card somewhere.

Staff Picks

Bill Hanstock – I’m with Brandon on this and I just want Samoan Joseph to SummerSlam ’14 Nakamura into oblivion. I don’t think that’s necessarily going to happen, but I think Joe will still retain here. Nakamura will play cat and mouse with him for a while, but eventually they’ll get down to business and get their Strong Style juices all over everything. Nakamura comes up just short and probably heads to the main roster soon enough.

Scott Heisel – This one is a serious coin-flip for me. I, for one, welcome our new Samoan overlord, and would love to see him have, like, an 18-month title reign to really cement him as NXT’s unbeatable monster. But like everyone else with two eyes, two ears and a functioning heart, I also adore Shinsuke Nakamura. It seems a little early for him to get an NXT Championship run, but I’ve been wrong many times before. I’m gonna pick Joe to retain, but I’m also gonna predict that no matter who wins, the loser is getting called up ASAP.

Ross Bentley – It’s really tough to imagine anyone in NXT pinning Shinsuke Nakamura anytime soon, but Joe is still relatively short into his title reign. I know this is the biggest NXT show of the year, but I’m still projecting some sort of dusty finish here, likely a Joe disqualification setting up a rematch.

Joe Starr – I love Nakamura, but hot streaks were meant to be broken. I’m assuming his is broken by a cheap win and Samoa Joe standing over him holding the title, flanked by two Authors of Pain. Let’s give Nak some deeper motivations to chase the title beyond ‘because he is rad.’

David D. – I really like Joe as NXT Champion who recreates his long run at the top that he had at ROH. Joe should just demolish everyone for the next year, even Nakamura. I think Nakamura is getting a call up soon, so he’s bowing out. After Joe wins, Itami comes out and gives him a GTS for injuring him last year even though I have no clue if Joe was even in NXT at the time.

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Sunday, July 31, 2016

UFC 201 Predictions: Will Robbie Lawler Retain His Title In Atlanta?

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Well hello, fight fans. UFC 201 is here, and while there have been some card shuffling, I think there’s still a pretty solid night of fights, ending with a welterweight title fight, and those have been pretty great recently. The prelims start at 6:30 p.m. ET, so let’s see the main card predictions.

2016 Important Results:

Jessica: 137-105-4 (57 percent)
Burnsy: 99-101-3 (49 percent)
Ryan: 5-1 (83 percent)
Jason: 45-36-1 (55 percent)
Bill: 24-11 (69 percent)
Jared: 16-13 (55 percent)
Jackman: 7-5 (58 percent)
Enrique: 7-5 (58 percent)
Jamie: 16-13-1 (55 percent)
Justin: 13-4 (76 percent)
Marty: 20-12-1 (62 percent)
Parker: 3-4 (43 percent)
Team Davis: 72-52-3 (58 percent)

Flyweight – Ian “Uncle Creepy” McCall vs Justin “Tank” Scoggins

Jessica: Oh dip, this should be a fun fight. McCall might have a slight edge across the board, but he sometimes doesn’t put in a complete performance. Scoggins is scrambley and very active, and I think his pace will get the better of McCall. Justin’s also got good range on Ian, and I think that combination will let him take over in later rounds. Scoggins wins by suuuuper late third round TKO.

Jared: The Uncle Creepy who put the boots to Demetrious Johnson is long gone, folks, and all that’s left is some creepy-looking hipster who lives with his parents and listens to boy bands “for the laughs.” The minute any fighter starts talking about retirement is the minute I stop picking them to win, and McCall’s been doing that for about three years now. Scoggins.

Jason: Man, I just don’t know what to make of Uncle Creepy anymore. He’s had four fights in the last four years after coming into the UFC hyped (appropriately) as one of the world’s top flyweights. He was seconds away from beating Mighty Mouse before the fight went to a draw, but has yet to really beat anyone of note in the UFC. Maybe a dehydrated Brad Pickett? I don’t know. I guess I’m picking him to win, but I don’t like it. I think Bill’s science is sound.

Bill: I’m picking against Uncle Creepy just because his nickname is Uncle Creepy, which is too close to Uncle Deadly, who is one of my favorite Muppets and the subject of my only Muppet-related tattoo to date. We don’t need that sort of confusion in the Uncle marketplace.

Burnsy: I’m always an Uncle Creepy fan, so I won’t pick against him to open the big show with a W.

NOTE: Scoggins couldn’t make weight so this bout is off. Dang it!



Bantamweight – Francisco “Cisco” Rivera vs Erik “Goyito” Perez

Jessica: Perez is okay, but I don’t think his wins are that impressive. Rivera is in a similar boat, and he’s got more losses, but those are mostly to top notch guys in the division. Plus, Rivera has really good striking. I’m going to say that Perez catches these hands. Rivera wins by second round KO.

Jared: Francisco may have had a rough run of things lately, but I’ll be damned if I pick against the guy who was one-half of the craziest exchange in UFC bantamweight history. WAR CISCO!

Jason: This is a fun fight where anything can happen, and I certainly wouldn’t be surprised if Rivera wins, but I’m going to go with Perez.

Bill: I don’t know a whole lot about either of these guys, so I yield to Jessica’s expertise, because she’s right 57 percent of the time, which in MMA is close to perfect.

Burnsy: I can’t say I know who these guys are, so here’s some scientific analysis for you — back in my swinging bachelor days, my JDate user name was Goy Toy, so I’ll take Goyito. BOOM take THAT, MMA journalists.

Suzanne: John Lineker vs. Francisco Rivera still gives me feelings that I have yet to come to terms with. I’m getting the feeling that maybe I’ve overvalued Rivera. He’s slowly working his way to that list of fighters that I wish were better, but they’re just not. Erik Perez has been a good win-loss-win-loss fighter that is probably most recognized for getting fish-hooked by Bryan Caraway. This bout feels like a coin flip, so I’m literally flipping a coin. Francisco Rivera, decision.

Welterweight – Matt “The Immortal” Brown vs Jake “The Juggernaut” Ellenberger

Jessica: A few years ago, Ellenberger probably would have been more of a threat to Brown. Now, I don’t think Jake’s got much left in the chin department. He’ll have to look for takedowns, but that just kinda puts his head in Matt’s clinch range, which is THREAT ZONE ALPHA. Brown is gonna Muay Thai Ellenberger’s face to bits. Brown wins by second round TKO.

Jared: Matt Brown by murder.



Jason: Elbows are going to be thrown, blood will be spilled, and Jake Ellenberger will get his second win in the last three years. Oh, and can we just agree that Robbie Lawler took the souls of both of these men?

Bill: Matt Brown is going to take this one, for sure. I’m thinking second round submission.

Burnsy: The Immortal one takes this and gets back into the title hunt, but that’s a tall order considering welterweight is still jam-packed with talent.

Suzanne: Could Jake Ellenberger beat Matt Brown? Sure. Matt Brown’s liver is like a Legend of Zelda boss; it flashes so you know know when to hit it. The moment they announced this fight, I tweeted, “Oh my lord, Matt Brown going to kill the death out of Jake Ellenberger.” I’m sticking with that. Matt Brown KO/TKO, round 2.

Strawweight – “Thug” Rose Namajunas vs Karolina Kowalciewicz

Jessica: Karolina’s got good striking and whatnot, but I just don’t know if she’ll be able to deal with Thug Rose and her solid mix of kickboxing and submissions. If Rose can turn up the intensity, I think Kowalkiewicz will make a mistake and get tapped. Rose wins by first round submission.

Jared: This fight is a real no win scenario for me. Thug Rose was one of the only fighters ever brave enough to don the CP logo (and we only had to pay her money to do it!) and Karolina Kowaiapkljxzc is one of the most adorable people to ever break faces for a living. That being said, Thug Rose 2.0 has destroyed something beautiful before and will likely do it again come Saturday night. I can only hope that Kowlkjklzxcklkjkjzx is able to come out the other side with her pride and her cheekbones intact.

Jason: I’ll never pick against Thug Rose. Ever. She’s the MMA version of ’11’ from Stranger Things.

Bill: THUG ROSE. Karolina doesn’t even have a nickname. That should tell you all you need to know, people.

Burnsy: Thug Rose all day, every day.

Suzanne: Since losing to Carla Esparza on the TUF 20 Finale, Rose Namajunas has been on a hot streak and seems to be putting her game together. However, having to fight herself mentally before engaging her physical opponent has made her a slow, nervous starter. Her past three fights have shown her dealing with that struggle, but now she’s in the co-main event with a lot more on her shoulders. Karolina Kowalkiewicz wins the first via wink and Rose wins the rest of the fight. Rose Namajunas, decision.

Welterweight Title – “Ruthless” Robbie Lawler vs Tyron “T-Wood” Woodley



 

Jessica: I really don’t think Woodley should even be in this fight, but it’s not like I’ve ever been consulted about what UFC should do regarding matchmaking before, so I’ll just let that go. I think Robbie will defend against Tyron’s takedowns, roll with the punches and land some big shots of his own. Please, momma Woodley, don’t scream so loud as your baby boy is going down. Lawler wins by second round KO.

Jared:I hate hate HATE this matchup, you guys, and mostly because it seems perfectly
suited to end Lawler’s incredibly entertaining title run in the least entertaining imaginable. “Ruthless” is the Sultan of Swingin Them Bungalows, the King of KO’s, the Colossus of Crushing Your Damn Face Into a Thousand Pieces, and you’re gonna let Woodley go out there and lay an egg on him for five rounds when he hasn’t won a fight in close to two years and even that fight was a split decision over Kevin “Extra Gravy Please” GastelumGAHHH WHY IS THIS FIGHT EVEN HAPPENING. I’m gonna place my faith in Fifth Round Lawler to pull out the win here, and I’m probably going to pray harder than I’ve ever prayed before that he can shuck off Woodley’s takedowns long enough to blast him into the NetherRealm, but in the back of my mind I’m already preparing for the worst four words I have ever put onto paper: Tyron Woodley, Welterweight Champion.

Jason: I’m with you, Jared! I hate this fight. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Woodley is a fine fighter, but I just don’t think he deserves a title shot. The only reason he got it was because he was as loud as his mom in angling for it. I swear to god if he lays and prays Lawler to a decision… Ugh! Lawler’s resurgence has been one of the greatest stories of the last few years, and it seems like few good stories end with anything but a wet fart when it comes to MMA. Tyron Woodley is going to take the decision from Lawler, and it’s all going to be a wet fart. I hate life. Please prove me wrong, Robbie. Please… I pick Woodley because I’m stupid. Whatever.

Bill: Robbie Lawler is going to eat some lunch, for sure. Woodley’s lunch. It’s a big bag of wood. And Robbie is going to eat it.

Burnsy: Woodley and I are both Missouri men, fans of the St. Louis Cardinals, too, which means that we’re classier and more intelligent than other baseball fans. I am going to pick Woodley to fight and win the Cardinal way — by benefiting from the other guy’s mistakes, getting ridiculously lucky when it matters most, and getting some really lucky calls at the expense of his opponent. Also, he’ll be gritty and scrappy.

Suzanne: Every second of Bobby Lawler’s 2nd UFC run has been fun to watch. Right up there with Sea Level Cain and Motivated BJ Penn, 5th Round Lawler is a thing of horrifying violence.

In contrast, outside of the Josh Koscheck and Jay Hieron knockouts, Tyron Woodley has been more boring than watching someone watch paint dry. I mean, he got outstruck 132-97 by Jake Shields. JAKE SHIELDS! If there’s anyone that can make a Lawler fight nearly unwatchable, it’s Tyron Woodley.

All week, I’ve had a nagging voice telling me to pick Woodley. Over the past couple of years, Robbie has taken a lot of damage and fought a lot of rounds. Surely it’s catching up, right? But, I just can’t. So, for the sake of everyone watching, I’m picking and hoping that Cthulhu’s blood-letter takes this one home. Robert Glenn Lawler by TKO, late fourth.

Performance of the Night

Jessica: Krylov, Namajunas

Jason: Lawler, Namajunas

Bill: Brown, Namajunas

Burnsy: Brown, Woodley

Jared: Namajunas, Brown

Fight of the Night

Jessica: McCall vs. Scoggins UH, I MEAN PEARSON VS MASVIDAL

Jason: Lawler vs. Woodley

Bill: Namajunas vs. Kowalciewicz

Burnsy: Brown vs. Ellenberger

Jared: Pearson vs. Masvidal

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